A letter from October 5th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, Hey....I dont know if you even use this email anymore...I'm not even sure what to write. Did you ever become an actor? Did you ever learn to animate and make that alien cat show? ****, maybe you are an animator now. Did we ever get better at drawing? I'm 14 (you should be 24) at the moment and I would say our artistic skills are fine for our age. Did you ever lose some weight? We weigh quite a lot right now haha. Fat but not ashamed to be. Although losing a few pounds would be healthy. Who knows maybe you have a **** job working in McDonald's or some Office. Maybe this is making you depressed. Did you ever learn to tone down the swearing? It's a bad habit....Hey, how is mom and dad? Paul, Jason, and Alysha ok? Alysha is currently recovering from a ovarian cyst surgery. How's Alex and Emmett? Alex is 7 at the moment and Emmett turned 2 a few days ago. Did Emmett grow new teeth? Confused? Remember when Emmett fell and hit his mouth on something and chipped his two front teeth that had to be pulled? If you haven't already....call mom and dad. Unless you're still living with them....why???? Is your life that bad? Did you find someone? A boyfriend? Girlfriend? Partner? Did your ********* change? Are you married? Do you have kids? Planning on kids? Engaged? (if not married duh) Pets? Is Boots still alive? Now I'm crying thinking about Boots dying. How's Grandma? I know shes probably passed on by now....how did mom handle it? Not that good I suppose. How's Gran and Grandpop? They currently moved houses. Apparently from my understanding, they have someone to cook for them and everything. I think it's just a fancy seniors home.... Which famous people passed on? We've had quite a few this year....OH! Who's currently president of the U.S.? I know it doesn't matter to us since we live in Canada but I really need to know if Trump wins or not.....I hope not.....**** Trump or Hilary probably wont be pres by the time you get this. We still living in B.C.? Did we ever go to Japan? Can we speak almost fluent Japanese? Oh ****...the most important question......What are the fresh hot new memes? We are meme trash. I need to know. Has any of your fave YouTubers left? Dan & Phil? Barry? Rob & Corinne? Has Supernatural finally ended or is that **** still going on? I mean ****....I love the show but come on....Did Sherlock ever release more episodes? I can't ******* remember what happened it's been so long.... Are you still friends with Josh? Both Josh's? Aiden and Ethan? Gus? Xavier? Did you meet any famous people? Any new Star Wars? How good are they? What's the newest Marvel movie? Do you have tattoos? Piercings? I hope your alive to read this...**** is tough rn and it might get worse....i don't want to jinx myself..... Do you still use Tumblr? or did that ****** site finally shut down? Oh you know you wouldnt have a life without tumblr... What was our Senior Quote?? Was it a boring quote from some actor or whatever? Or was it something funny and witty? It's late...I can't think of anything else to ask....it's currently 12:41 PM. I should head to bed. Well....that's it for now..... From, You on October 5, 2016