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Dear FutureMe, so first, I hope you haven't died. But you're old, that's for sure, 25, that's a lot. Nah, just kidding, I can't wait. Well, there are some things I would REALLY like you to ask you... Hey, so first, have you finally found a boyfriend? I hope so, I'm 15, bursting with gayness and what can you do in a 5k town... Well, if you do, PLEASE do the best to love him, because I'm sure he is the best. Oh, and also, go somewhere near sea and spend at least a couple of hours in the night alone on the beach (remember?? when dad was snoring so loud you couldn't sleep, so you sneaked to the beach at around midnight...aw, the idea of having someone with you...). Can you promise me to do that? Also, I hope *** marriages are allowed in the Czech Republic by 2026 (that's god**** far away, so you better allow it, barbars!), and that you will propose some time soon... Also, have kids, if that is possible. Ugh, I can't wait to date somebody. And now other stuff - like - where even are you? Did you manage to get somewhere abroad during high school, I mean, did you try UWC? I don't know if I should do it... I am really not sure... If you did, that would be amazing, though... But high school is far from you right now, you should be doing your PhD if you're still at college or you've just started working! Which university did you attend? Was it in Prague? I mean, right now, I'm thinking of VSCHT, because it seems great in terms of the Czech Republic, but studying somewhere else would be great (Cambridge, pleeease??? nah, I'm not that good). Well, if you're working, you better make a lot of money, and if not, at least I hope it's an interesting job. Well, I think you know enough about you now, so let me refresh your memory at least a bit... I'm in the freshmen year (sorta) and I stayed home today, I had a sore throat (what else?). I'm writing a biology test on Thursday (oh lord spare me), but otherwise, I'm great. I have a little bit of trouble with some of my friends, but that'll pass. I'm in the middle of my TV series addiction, watching like 30 shows and I'm fat, like a 100 kilos or whatever, I wanna lose some weight. I hope you're not fat. Gees. Well anyway, it was really nice talking to you, I hope you have an amazing life, somebody to love, and yeah, see you in 10 years actually!