A letter from August 15th, 2016

Hi Andre, This is your reminder of the bet you made with the amazing and wonderful Saras Mane!! As well as Donah Sabbagh. If you have successfully managed to use properly and keep the labels/box of all the arko shaving sticks you haphazardly bought a 12 year supply of, you may: 1) Make Saras eat an arko shaving stick. 2) Donah will pay for your night out, and you get to choose what she wears. However, if you have not kept the box and labels, or you have not been using the 12 year supply of shaving sticks for the last 10 years, then *you* must complete the aforementioned forfeits. All the best future-Andre, Lots of Love, Your bro from another mo, Your man from another can, Your mate from another crate, Your ***** from another *****, Saras P.S. Batch no 296960 Manf date 4/2016