A letter from June 28th, 2016

Dear Tyler, Right now as I write this, you are at work. By work I mean Sprint on Plainfield, right next MC Sports. I'm not sure where you are in life right now. I won't say "hopefully somewhere better than here" because this job is pretty darn good right now. Now that we have discussed jobs, lets talk family. Your daughter Aria. She is 1 and 3 months right now. She's beautiful, talks alot, and gets into everything. But we love her. And by we, I mean you and me...but I also mean Kaylyn. Kaylyn Yvonne McQuillan. The love of your life at the moment. She's short, tan, and drop dead gorgeous. Seriously tho we got really lucky. But...hopefully we got married. Maybe we didn't. I hope we did. Kaylyn and I have fought a few times....and by few....i mean alot. but never the less we still love her and and want to grow old with her. If you arent with Kaylyn then you better be with someone who knows how to give good back rubs. We sure do love our back rubs. You and I...I mean. The time right now is 3:49 P.M. or hopefully you see it as 15:49. Get it? Military time? Still like it? Hope so. It is super weird to think you will be reading...wait...you? I mean me...will be reading this 20 years from now. I swear to god you better finish college man. Like seriously...we've ****** around enough. We did make some pretty good money from those refunds tho.....ahhhhh all that free money. Anyway....I keep saying that because I want to cram as much as possible without being boring. So I guess let me get to the good stuff. 1. Don't get too fat...stay somewhat chubby. 2. Travel!! In a few weeks Pokemon Go should be coming out, and right now we are super ******* stoked for it! Pokemon in the real world? Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? 3. Keep your ******* family. Whether its Kaylyn or someone just be happy man. And if we are alone that's quite alright, because you and I are special. We have a beautiful Daughter named Aria who's ******* awesome and loves the word yellow. Last but not least 4. You better not have forgotten our Dad. And if you have you better feel ******* awful and go visit his grave right this second. I know i still miss him everyday. also here are the people still alive because ***** is inevitable all of moms fam except grandpa ray all of kaylyns all of Dads All of Deannas Good luck sailor, you 30 year old *******.