A letter from June 14th, 2016

Dear future self, Do you remember writing this? I hope you forgot about this, to make this letter more enjoyable to read, and perhaps make you laugh about some things written here. Let's ask about how's your professional life. What are you doing, man? You used to be confused about what to do back in the days, and wasn't sure of the future. I sure hope your choices made some years before were the best ones. You did finish the Master's Degree on Computer Science, didn't you? On what subject did you write your thesis? You used to research about Phase Change Memories, a promising replacement for DRAMs. Did you go further? PhD? What was about it, if you did it? So, it's been almost 10 years, what's hot on Computer Science now? Do quantic computers actually exist? You used to believe they were just blah-blah-blah! I'd love to see your face if those things are now real. How's your family? Are your father still dating that jerk? It was very uncomfortable for you to see those two together, wasn't it? You never did like her, but you promised to not get involved because, well, he has the right to date whoever he wants. Does your father still talk like a complete idiot while talking to her on the phone? That used to be so stupid, and you couldn't help yourself when he used to call her "heart", laughing out hard. How many arguments you got into with your father because of that stupid relationship? Your family in general, how is it going? Your grandparents, how are they? They used to be old back in the days.. you were kinda worried about them.. even knowing that ***** is just a natural thing. The rest of the family, what are they doing nowadays? Let's talk about your friends. We all know how cyclic is our lives. And our friends constantly change from time to time.. So I'll be brief and ask about some people you used to care back in the days: Helena. Ju. Raí. José. Duarte. Lari. Dorinha. Brenda. Rapha. Sias. Chenek. Those names are just a small piece of the cake. I'm sure they will make you remember other people as well. What about those other people that aren't listed? What did happen to them? Do you remember about your thoughts about love? You didn't have faith on it. And that used to be normal, due to circumstances. You promised you would be still partying every now and then, because you consider relationships bullcrap. Do you still maintain this thought? People used to laugh about you on this subject when you first said that. However, the years passed, and you were part of the few who didn't get in a serious relationship - Then the people started to think you as a hardhearted person - but you know that wasn't true, right? You were just suppressing your feelings so hard, and ****, you were pretty good at that. So, did it change? Are you in a serious relationship nowadays? About some random stuff which are completely pointless: - The day this letter is written, the big musical hit was a song called "Bumbum Granada". Did you remember that? - I wonder if you still have that amazing playlist of yours which many pearls from both national and international music scenario. - How many "Xalassa" events you went out after this day? Does this party still exists? Do you remember all your costumes you wore? - Do you still live in that ****** city? - You said when you had some money, you were going to buy jerseys from some random teams. Do you remember this? That's it, I guess. This letter's last words are going to tell my current situation: I'm bored as hell. It's almost 4 AM, and I'm typing this as I hear Ricky Martin's song "Livin' la vida loca". I'm thinking of about a girl named Vitoria, which added me on the facebook for no apparent reason. She's beautiful, and I'm a piece of ****. After typing this, I'm going to sleep. NOW it's the end. Have a nice day!