A letter from March 24th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, I'm using a site that BoredButton pulled up to send this from ten years ago. Just figured hey, why the hell not. It'd be a nice surprise to see something I wrote this long ago. I probably forgot about it already. You might've already changed emails. But hey- if not, just figured there's no reason not to send this. If you're married by now, tell the wife (and possible children) I said hi. If not, you're gonna feel like **** letting yourself from ten years ago down.