A letter from March 13th, 2016

Dear FutureMe, Okay so last night I kinda ****** up. On Friday I went on a date with Kirsty and turns out no, I do not fancy her. But on Saturday night me, Rhys, George, Alice and Sam went round Luke's house. Sam was planning on getting drunk and snapchatting hot girls, said I was the same level of hotness as Rachel Kimber (which was a **** comparison tbh) then we made out. Absolutely **** thing to do since I really fancy him and want to get on him. It was banterous, we kept saying 'this is gonna **** up our friendship' 'no it's not' and yes it was ******* ****** up our friendship Samuel. Yes because now I like you even more and you only made out with me because I was there and up for it. Megan's party is gonna be **** because he's gonna try and get with all these girls and I'm just gonna be there like okay then. Maybe I'll just get with some dude there? Funny how you all know how this actually turns out. Probably just gonna end up going, being sad and doing nothing tbh. Tomorrow I'm trying to avoid Sam by spending more time volunteering with Sam's mum...... Ironic I think