Hey moron, it's you from the past...

Dear FutureMe, You probably don't know me as well I as I do, but I can only imagine that almost all advice works one way. That being said, here are five things you should remember about your birthday in 2016: 1. You suck at college. Outright though, if you're not the chief firefighter as you're reading this you've literally ****** up college like at least six times. 2. At the end of the day, you wanted to vote for Bernie Sanders. I don't know what he's doing now, but let's both hope he didn't **** up. 3. Battlefield 3 is to date the best video game you've ever played. Sorry. (Or congrats?) 4. I am typing you from that ****** yet oddly comfortable couch that you bought from your ex girlfriend Emma. Don't forget this couch. It's been a very lyal piece of proverbial and literal furniture. 5. Wherever you are with Megan right now, remember what she taught you about love. Remember what you taught her about finding something new. Remember what you taught each other about who you've been, who you can be, and who you are. She's amazing Mike. As a comrade, as an asset, and as a friend. Be good bud. You know Bob would have a brandy with both of us if he could. Love, You Circa Feb. 10, 2016