Remember who you are and where you came from.

Dear FutureMe, If it is possible in the future, I strongly suggest you send several attempts to assassinate me in the past in order to provide some sense of urgency and direction to my life. Obvious attempts on my life during my high school years would probably give me the drive to make better decisions (or at least be decisive) and prevent the massive waste of time that occured during the years at university up to now (2005). If any of the assassination attempts succeed, so much the better - a demonstration of paradox would be a suitable monument in comparison to a banal existance.