Well shit, son.

Dear FutureMe, AYYYY it's been ******* ages, how you doing? Are you still a ****? Yeah, I thought so. How's mother and Amy? If you end up pissing them off and they stop talking to you, you better make amends because they mean a lot to me. You still work at Percy Hedly? If you do then ******* go you, how did everyone in 4TS turn out? If you don't then I hope you've got a **** good job. Okay so important questions now. Is you hair still long or did you decide to cut it off? It's like nipple length right now and I still want it longer. Do you still own that hat? God I ******* love my hat, I'll be pretty pissed at you if you lose it. DO I GET A BEARD? I hope I get a beard. Right now it's ****** and doesn't grow in properly. Have I got more tattoos yet? If not go get more please. How'd I turn out? Did I get fat? God I hope not. If you're fat right now get the **** off your phone and go for a jog you lazy ****. I hope your hot, because right now I need something to look forward to. So, what's the love life look like now? That is if it even exists. Right now I've been out of a relationship for close to a month but I'm doing fine. I kinda like Jade right now so I do ******* hope you tapped that. ****, I'm going to a party tonight so maybe I'll be able to answer that myself. You got a girlfriend or anything yet? Or has there been people since now? Speaking of Jade, how is the group? I hope you still keep in touch with them. Any of them dead or what? I hope they're not but with how they are it wouldn't surprise me. ****, am I dead? I'm going to be so ******* pissed if you're dead. Has Jonny grown out of his scene phase yet or what? How did him and Kathrine get on. That's a thing right now and it makes me laugh. Did Tyler grow his hair back and keep it? Has Jonna stopped being a little *****? Are Jack and Antonia a thing, still? Ben and Becca too, are they back together yet? How's Jade, she's supposed to be my best friend rn but I kind of think she's having a thing with Tyler tbh. Is Owen okay? I hope he doesn't try to off himself again. If any of them are have moved away or aren't speaking to you then you better ******* go and talk to them right now. I still give people **** a lot and honestly I don't know why. Teenagers, right? I'm still "the **** of the group" and people get pissed but hate it when I try to change. I hope they're all good. Anyway, are you feeling alright? Right now I feel pretty ******, everything just seems to be a ******* cycle of ****. I honestly hope you're over everything and you've finally either decided to accept the counselling or you've turned it down at worked it out yourself. If you are feeling down then just remember all those ******* wonderful times you've had and that I am yet to have, providing there will be any. How's Seven? She's only a year old rn and I ******* love her. She meows at me when I come home from work and it's adorable. How's Barney, too. I know I was always more favourable of Seven but I still hope he's okay. How's my dress sense? Right now I'm still into all that **** I should have been out of two years ago. As of this second I'm wearing Joker Converse, a Jägermeister sock and a Penguin sock, skinny jeans, boxers that say "tasty", my work polo, a black hoodie and my hat. So there you go. Compare me now, to you. I'm going for a suit in a few weeks. I ******* hope I can pull it off. If I can't, can you pull off suits? I'm running out of things to ask you tbh so I think I might have to finish this up. Okay so, you're a ******* great guy and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, okay? Yours, 18 year old Ethan. 22nd of January, 2016. ONE LAST THING. Did you ever figure it out?