Well I suppose we're doing this again

Dear much older version of Me, I just received our previous letter from when we were a freshman. I just realized how probably annoying we were back then. I promise I'm much better, and cooler. At this point we've been dating the beautiful Emily Ann Peraza for just less than 3 and 1/2 years (which is cool) and we've even started having *** (which is even cooler). I hope you're married to her, or at least still with her cause if not thats lame. If you are married i hope you guys do all the awesome kinky *** stuff she and I always wanted to do. Anyways, I hope Bet The Levels is still together, perhaps even successful. Yeah. And maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. I hope you're still keeping up with the latest tech and not becoming a lame old person who thinks modern things are lame. Also we've HAD to have mastered time travel by now right?? I mean come on! If it is, Send me back a copy of Doom (2016) alright? I gotta play it, the wait is ******* me. Anyways, I hope there's been another music revolution by the time you get this. Because popular music sucks right now. I hope you've finally heard that sound we've been searching for all these years. Also i hope first person shooters are better by now. Cause they also kinda suck where I am. Keep that objective viewpoint man, Brendyn "The Yellow Dart" Wirtz