A letter from November 16th, 2015

Dear FutureMe, You're probably a miserable **** by now or a multi time billionaire, either way I just want you to know that whatever choices you've made I'll always be proud of myself no matter what. So if you're indeed a lonely miserable **** you'd better get your **** together and make my dreams come true you stupid little *****, but if you're filthy rich, I love you man. And if you don't have a beautiful, smart and evil girlfriend/wife you'd better start looking for one because they're very rare. One more thing, if Aseel.B isn't your girlfriend, you should consider meeting with her, and who knows, things might escalate quickly.. Oh, if you've conquered the world and everyone is living in the shadow of your greatness, good job dude ! And remember to hate every member of your family and never even think about seeing one of their miserable faces ever again !! That's about it, I hope you have a beard by now and a good ******* haircut !! I also hope that you haven't ****** my life up ! A quick advice, never trust anyone ! Stay strong man and hang in there and never change, you're perfect ☺ P.S : when I wrote this I haven't been to sleep for two days so it might have been a weird letter... Oh, and it's your birthday, so happy birthday me.. you'd better be eating ***** and cake 😉