One of the Mysteries of Happiness.

Dear MorphineTX, A friend of mine who is a degenerate like me announced that he got a girlfriend yesterday. He is about three years younger than me, and we both love hentai and its ridiculous fetishes. Neither of us are bad looking and we're both relatively poor, doing what we can in order to move ahead in our lives. I genuinely feel happy for him, but I also became green with envy. "Someone like me was able to find someone, so what's keeping me?" And after a few thoughts about self-worthlessness later, I jacked off for a few hours and cried myself to sleep. That night, I had a dream. In it, I was an older man, handsome, wealthy, and I had a large, beautiful house. My mother was coming home after buying groceries and I told her to invite random people over on the way. Soon, my home became filled with strangers. We ate, drank, and everyone commented on how delicious the food was and how they'd like to come again. It really was delicious, but it quickly became insipid after a few bites. I began to realize that I was not happy, and that no matter how many people I surrounded myself with, I was still lonely inside. My happiness was like a bright spark, like how I feel after attending a cosplay gathering. When I woke up, I also realized that no matter how much porn I collect, I will never be able to sate my ****** frustration like this. Now, I am here. We're thinking about cosplaying to a con together, but I do not want to have to see his girlfriend. Have you been able to solve this mystery yet? Are you handsome, wealthy, and with a large, beautiful house?