A letter from October 21st, 2015

Dear FutureMe, I am emailing you because I want you to know that because it is your birthday week and you are probably having fun that you are a lot happier as an adult than as a child. I know that you still have a soft spot for Sherlock and that if you aren't acting on the show now than it was probably a childish dream. If things are better with mom then ok, if not at least know you tried. In fact you tried 37 different times to have a relationship with her so far and all she has done was used you and turned people against you with her lies. Grandma says that this means that she has no morals since she's using her daughter to get what she wants. So if you ever need to get out of the country for family reasons, you better not be a criminal, go to England. I've been told you can do an ok British accent and it sounds fun.