Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Of eht hwta pporalu htat edpnpaeh" "8 s'it i dn(a wnat semmbre kwno to etoqu, uemeturf nda, oiugntnc!) oymmcunti.
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Ro it oy,ak esgt lvoe ltlis ti etbtre --ton nda y,uo i it's vbeilee. Tusj reyv yerv, hnwe erotw oyu ,shit but emebremr i vlyeuag breyla. Rewe edwsta rseu rttpey uyo.
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Yoru uyo 1026 ikndr eeberdcm veer no uoy 72, 0621 dha and dha itmdedat in ailnf a broemlp gnnirikd. Ouyr umhc seodcn thgrreib cep,reft yeth 'etenrw os fo utb cmeeba fhal teh ntteewsi. Vree 'yvueo uoy reaipph feli tthyir ydrtaeey,s era dna thna nrdtue nebe yuo oruy ni. Stin' fbmoracoetl ouyr aecf trsif ylanlfi ,ecpeftr oyur ot iemt ubt heretwav it ot os eifl you 'yorue nmub eth nwo fooeltamrbc ni pserbolm ngiod oryu atht evha to'nd rfo tno elif abnri adn oue'yr uoyr akste in sin,k.
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Get to giogn oosn erbett si't. Dohl gthit. Notd' uoy era esiosplb, hntik utb iogcnm ertbet i'st i yasd nkwo.
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Lo,ve.
Eilcmleh.
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P. S. Ni neisvt mooz. Eb t'is ykpe,s ubt i'ltl lkei onos inmtaortp.
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