Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I fo pluaopr uterumfe ,adn to 8" thta ,uqeot tcuimmyno meerbms hte wnok cn!guoint) ntaw whta dna( ts'i apnep"hde.
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Etbter ti voel i stge leieevb t-o-n sltli it 'sit or nda ou,y akoy,. Reebmerm ihs,t ewhn tjsu uyo uevgaly reowt utb ervy leybra i ,vyre. Erwe sure sedawt ouy teptyr.
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Ever 1620 naifl eebremdc ahd oyu and a 72, yruo in lpmbreo edmaditt 6021 inkdr hda dgiinnkr yuo on. Yteh stewteni hte your tgberrhi fo flha ec,retfp hucm esdonc eebacm os tbu ewr'etn. Eneb ni oruy and nhta eovy'u tthriy oyu yeatrdse,y uoy ifel erve aer hieppra uternd. Ouyr ot afec ketsa won sleboprm ot eavh yuo 'oeruy ni on'td ni temi utb ehetvrwa oyre'u that ainbr eth ubmn yanflli tirfs fro ce,pfter otn uory efil nski, so ofrecltoamb and uory uory nsi't lfie ti mocbferlaot dnoig.
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Etrteb to gngio nsoo tge its'. Httgi odhl. Tdn'o itnkh but ownk imgonc ear i oi,bsplse 'sti ouy tteerb adys.
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Vole,.
Emlicelh.
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P. S. Sivnte zomo ni. Llti' kpy,se be rntpamito si't btu keli sono.
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