Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Ucyimnomt dn,a hte know aeedpnp"h ot i ermmseb 'tsi atht olupapr 8" tawh (nad fo tuqeo, eumfutre )ign!utnco atwn.
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Tegs ielveeb ti st'i -t-on tetebr or kya,o i it tllis oelv oy,u adn. Torwe nweh sti,h rvye ubt mmrebree uyo i revy, luageyv yearlb sujt. Adwste weer rsue yuo pytrte.
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Ahd rlbmpeo you 6021 fialn ouyr eecdmber ouy irndk ,72 2061 and a in no ahd nkgirind ever ttameddi. Aebmce but ethy ne'ewtr chmu teh uryo so pe,ftcer gtierrbh of tsenwtei ahfl ecsodn. Royu efli ni tayyre,eds trtyhi 'vuoye uyo hant uyo ear drunet rvee bene rpihpae nad. Veha dna ruoy fro so ouyr eryo'u in epetcfr, epsrlbom ifle ot iynalfl cefa tkesa hatt it goind tno royu won re'yuo ifle first eht ni ,insk but ruyo ftmaeoolcbr rniba faoltecomrb etmi hrewveta ot ouy umbn 'ntis tnod'.
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S'ti nigog gte ot noso betrte. Ihgtt hdol. Opl,siseb todn' nkhit dasy utb ist' i aer gnomci tbeter yuo oknw.
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L,voe.
Imclehle.
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P. S. Snvtie mozo in. L'til ekil esykp, tbu matonirpt be 'sti noso.
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