A letter from September 21st, 2015

Dear FutureMe, Where you at chunky! I say chunky because we weigh about 210 lbs in 2015. I say where you at because I want to know where you are in life, is it going well. Surely there were some good things that have happened since this time. Right now we are about a year into the 10th street store, and it's been going pretty ok. If you remember, you haven't quite enjoyed working at the jewelry store too much. We get frustrated with papa from time to time, but it's never with bad intention. We always love him no matter what, but I don't have to tell you that. I don't know if you remember but you have kinda wanted to be an actor ever since we've been watching Game of Thrones. I've read on reddit that it is as hard as fake **** to get into working in it though. I always have hopes of telling papa that that's what I want to do. Hope you did it, and I hope he gave you some great advice like he always does. Up until now, I haven't really given much thought to what I want to do for the rest of my life. Hope I get a good amount of money to support myself and whatever family I SHOULD have by now. If you haven't made a family by now then that is not ok man. Don't kid yourself, you're old. You're 45 and should have at least three kids by now. If not go impregnate someone young and beautiful so my child has some good looks. Our children shouldn't have to suffer through non-existence because of our dumbasses. I'm deadly serious. Mama and Papa just got home yesterday from their first trip to Europe. They were mad at me because I didn't go pick them up from the airport. I was pretty upset with myself too. It was deserved. Hope they are as strong and full of life when you read this as they are now. How's everyone else? Did Pablo, Rudy or Lucia have kids yet? I'm sure they have. How many kids does Andrea have now? By her rate she should have about 12 by now hahahaha. Hope she's around to read this! Is Pablo a Real Estate tycoon yet? Haha had to throw that in. In all seriousness it seems like a good business. Should be done while we have money. Hope I get a piece of the pie :/. Holy ****, phones must be ******* crazy **** by now huh? If phones are able to send messages to the past send one ok? Tell me what to invest in. Tesla? Apple? probably not facebook right? hahaha do I even need to with the waves of cash money I should have by now? Manchester United signed Anthony Martial this summer. Scored 2 good ones against Southhampton just this weekend, looks promising, but by this time I'm sure he's a retired legend already ;) America is playing well too like always. Always sign different unknown players. Can't keep up. If by the time you read this, you haven't done anything with your life, then **** you, and get your *** up and do something about it. You already wasted half of your life doing nothing, don't be like that. Be like Papa. He made something of himself just by being driven and persistent. Be like Mama. She's over 50 and she still runs marathons. That's determination. You were born into success. It would be harder for you to **** things up than to be successful, seriously. It would be disappointing if I'm dead by now. I hope I'm not. How many coldplay and serj tankian albums are there now? (how's yadira g.?) Did SOAD get back together? Don't know what else to put. I'm sure when you get this it will be interesting to read. I don't honestly know what else I can put here that could impact US in a positive way. Just remember that at this time you and me love our family. We're not too excited about ourself as a person, but hopefully that perspective changes, because you're really not a bad guy. You mean well in all the things you do. We always hope to make people around us happy, which I have hopefully done with my family, at least, up until now. Hope Pablo is closer to his brothers and sisters too by now. We always want him to be closer to us even though it's pretty ok the way he is now. When you look back at your life do you want to be disappointed? Do well ok. I love ya.