A letter from March 12th, 2015 - sup nigga

Dear Future Me, right now we're having a sort of mid life crisis, we have no idea what to do with ourselves, we have no job, we probably think we don't have what it takes to be a chef and/or writer, tfw no gf, and other stuff too. well I hope we ******* achieved SOMETHING by now!! I mean, it's been ten ******* years!!! god****, bro!!! SERIOUSLY!! I hope that AT LEAST we're married, for christ sake!! anyway, you probably remember that I'm very bored right now and this is why I'm writing this. I'll probably forget about this by dinner time. that will add nostalgia points when you, future me, read this. Otherwise, it'll be a real feelfest for our bff Johnny, the Keeper of All Our Accounts, when we die. Johnny, if you're reading this, well, thanks for keep posting pictures of cats and Assassin's Creed in my facebook legacy account and for hiding my weed stash so my mom couldn't find it while cleaning my room after I kicked the bucket. If you became rich selling and/or publishing my writings after I specifically told you to burn the whole thing after my *****, then **** you. I hope you feel bad about yourself. Seriously though, I hope we do something cool in the future. Like, we're not trying to be the next top chef or the next H.P. Lovecraft, but I hope we can at least get some **** done. Our 20 something midlife crisis is kinda hard and well, it pretty much sucks, but I hope we can get through it unscratched. Well, I'm off to play some Skyrim. Or maybe watch Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. I hope Ubisoft's still making Assassin's Creed games in the future. I also hope this server still works and that we as a society still use email. Maybe I should just write a letter and keep it in the bank. Well, whatevs. I hope Marvel brought Deadpool back from the dead by now. If you ever need to come back to the past, drop by (YOU KNOW WHERE) and bring some *******. If you bring some ******* I'll forgive ourselves if we're not successful in the future. Hoping we didn't regret any of our tattoes (and hoping we got some more), yourself from the past <3