Punch Pete in the Face!!!!

Dear FutureMe, First of all, I can't believe you still have the same e-mail address!! That's amazing! I can't believe e-mail still exists! In any case, there is important business to attend to. (Isn't there always?) I'm writing you to remind you that you made a deal with Pete that if he hasn't been punched in the face by his 40th birthday, you get to punch him in the face. Guess what? Tomorrow is Pete's 40th birthday! Start doing some knuckle push ups and put on a party hat. Here comes a joke 20 years in the making! Anxious Me