A letter from August 10th, 2014

Dear FutureMe, Hey Jocelyn! You wrote this while watching Game of crowns, at grandma's house, do you remember writing this? I hope you do. Honestly, I have to know, did you ever date Jose? I really like him, like a lot. Should I make the first move or? I don't know if he likes me back, yes, I'm amazing, and I know it. But does he see that? Did mommy get me a pretty Purity Ring like I asked for? I'm asking all these questions that I (14 yr old Jocelyn) wont get a reply to so, this is pointless. Do you still talk to Alessio? Remember him from Omegle? He's Italian, and really cute. OMG. TOTES BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. Okay, fangirl time over. DO YOU REMEMBER FANGIRLING?!?! HOW COULD YOU FORGET KINCH, POSEY, O'BRIAN, HOECHLIN, SPRAYBERRY, ONE DIRECTION, 5SOS, (even though you only like 1 song) AND YOURSELF AVI-OUSLY. OMG Avi. Read this with your boyfriend at the time please, well my boyfriend, I guess? Okay, you knew this was coming, unless you forgot, how was my first kiss? who was it? I wish you could write me back, in the past, but you can't, so let me go to the corner and cry, okay? Dear Jocelyn's future boyfriend or husband, whenever this gets read, TREAT HER RIGHT. Make her mad, and then tickle her, and kiss her. Read her writing as she types, she'll tell you to stop, but she'll want you to lean in closer. Trust me, its me, in the future. BTW, when she says 'tom' at all, either it be a name or its acronym, hold her tight and don't let go. She'll fight for you to let her go, but that is just a small test to see how much you care for her. Make sure you have strong shoulders, but soft enough for her to cry on. Treat me like the queen I know that you know that I am, okay? If not, I will travel back in time, to tell young Jocelyn (the one writing this letter) to come with me and help me plan you ******, in great detail. I'm just kidding. Or am I? Did you marry a superstar? It doesn't matter, as long as he got your ring custom made like Lynne had on GoC. But not exactly like hers though, use an animal that is special to you and him. Wait, this is suppose to be to the guy, not me, haha. I went off track, I'm sorry, you know how I am. If this is pre-proposal, have her go on national TV, idk like Amercan Idol, or AGT, or idk watevs, and propose to her on TV. Thats the way I've dreamed since I saw a guy did that on TV to his now-wife. show her how much you love her. She may not be the most romantic, but if she lets you take her to see a horror movie, let her sit in your lap, put your arms above her shoulders, your hands near her face so she can use them to cover her eyes, and try not to get a *****, because, sitting in your lap, she will already be REALLY turned on. Don't kiss her right after though, tell her she was brave, and hold her hand because she will still be scared. Once you get in the car, tell her that you are her protection, and give her a peck on the cheek. ALWAYS HOLD HER THIGH AS YOU DRIVE. After. #HessaMemories. Talk to her about the books she reads, has read, and plans on reading. Read her poetry, done or not done, and quote her when talking to her. NEVER GIVE HER A REASON TO THINK YOUR CHEATING. Tell her that you love her like a love song. This is becoming super long. I'm sorry. IDK if when you read this, if you wifed her or not, but if you haven't, don't push her into having *** with you. She won't do it. As her boyfriend, she expects you to believe what she does: no *** before marriage. Duh, what else. Haha Avi-ously. I say that a lot, sorry. On one weekend you have free, binge watch Glee, and on another weekend, Red Band Society. Love her unconditionally, okay? I want to marry you, either for the 1st time, or again, of coarse. Watch 'Because I Said So'... bc i said so. Haha, I love you, and so does she, well we both do. We are the same person, but you get how crazy we both are. Oh my gosh! I almost forgot. June 27. That is her sulk day. Every year. Just hold her on the couch, catch her tears, give her a bath, make her feel loved on the day that she lost someone dear to her. Let her listen to JVM all day if she wants to. Let her sleep all day if she wants to (Have her fall asleep in your arms though, and talk to her when you know she's awake, but she thinks you think that she's still asleep). This is really long, and I'm sorry. I really am. I think I'm done now. Okay, bye. Peace, love, and happiness.