A letter from August 10th, 2014

Dear FutureMe, Hey me what's up. So I just got home from hanging out with Steff and Tristan and Kris and Ash and Reilly and Will Itkiss. And now I'm really bored so i found this website that lets you email your future self, in the FUTURE!!!! I mean how cool is that [it doesn't auto correct i to I though:(]. Anyway tonight was pretty kool we watched A Million Ways to Die in the West and that was ******* funny. I wonder if you still watch that movie, when should I send this, probably like in ten years or something. I wonder if you'll still have a email by then. Hopefully they've replaced it with Goggle Contact Lenses or some kool ****. Do they have holographic keyboards that work well yet cuz that would be kool!!!! O I should probably talk about current me. So senior year starts in like a few weeks and I just got my wisdom teeth out and there's these bones or maybe like stitching or something in the top two and its BUGGING me!!!!! My tounge (still can't figure out how to spell that) is sore from playing with them all day. Do you still play with your mouth? That sounds weird. Anyway, speaking of sore tongues my fingers hurt, still haven't figure out what that is, I hope you have cuz if not it gonna **** me in the future (the curiosity) and my knees have their bad days and their good days (hopefully you've fixed that too). Steff still wont let me put my thumbprint in her phone but I figured out her pass code it's 9351. O and Chelsey is trying to poison me by offering me hot pockets that were recalled. I'm trying to figure out what to do about Chelsey. She started texting me again and its sounds like she still likes me even though we broke up....(thinking)....3 summers ago. Idk, I might date her again but I really don't want to cuz shes way too into drugs now and we just don't work out together. Then again I haven't had a girlfriend since her (unless you count the brief not even a long distance realtionship with Abby I keep kidding myself we had). O remember that night we "slept" with Abby and both our parents got ******* pissed about it. I mean she's a ******* lesbian, and even if she wasn't she doesn't think my apperance is attractive at all. (I don't see why I'm ******* ****!!!! 17, one of the two greatest **** years. [well now my face is all chubby cuz of wisdom teeth but that should be gone soon, hopefully]). I'm thinking of Mila Kunis for some reason, weird. Wholly crap I've written a lot. Let's talk about Stage Crew. Don't know how much I wanna continue it in life, Graham mentioned this IATZE....thing and I could get a crew job with them.....idk I might. I'm gonna be Sound Manager next year in school and Scarlet's gonna be Stage Manager but honestly she's gonna crack. It's gonna be too stressful for her and then I'm gonna take on being manager even though that means i have to WORK DIRECTLY WITH ******* BELNAHP!!!!! >:( ******* HATE THAT *****. (last play I did was Les Mis when she ******* too my job and made the people who she hired swear to not even let us touch our own ******* board!!!!!! **** THAT *****). Sorry if I swear too much don't know how much you care about that now but I keep telling myself I should tone it down a bit (except for talking about ******* BELNAHP) (sneezing hurt), but i never really do. Anyway back to crew, I really don't wanna be Stage Manager, it doesn't seem right for me, partly cuz I can be that good of a bit but owell. Also it's just to much pressure and too much responsibility and you don't get to do anything except call cues from the back of the stage. I'm gonna miss Ben, and Connor, and Sam, and Hailey!!!! (back with Mykel again I wonder when they've ever gonna finally *break up* or get married) (and I still kinda like Hailey when she's not being a Stage Crew ***** {even then sometimes}) but yeah stage crew is gonna suck this year!!!! Hopefully Christian can stay in, I need someone who I can slack off with if i want to. O yeah Josh and Tyler and other Connor are gone to :(. I needa get a job down at Century 16, or just a job. But at Century I'd be under Ben again. But it's different from crew so it might not be bad and Hailey and Josh work there so i could be fun. Salmond sucks and Cody i hope he quits sound next year, he should we'll already have 7 for sound what with our 40 some new kids in crew. Fricking insane!!! I miss Neilson. I'm talking a lot about crew. What else to tell me. Assassins Creed II is kool. I kinda need a phone over and iPod Touch. Frogs still alive and we have chickens even though Mom and Dad wouldn't let me get turkeys but then they come right out and let ethan get chickens grrrrrrrrrr. You can't hold down a letter to make multiple appear on this, weird. I'm taking AP Euro with Felt this year and it's gonna be AWESOME. And AP Calc thats gonna suck balls. O this summer since I finished that stupid Chem 1060 class (and he still hasn't posted final grades, it's ONE test and its been like 3 weeks!!!) anyway, I really don't have anything to do this summer and as fun as that sounded it kinda sucks. Ive mostly just been re-watching almost every episode of How I Met Your Mother. O in A Million Ways to Die in the West Neil Patrick Harris made a HIMYM reference!!!! Challenge Accepted! What else. Maybe I should go it bed its 3:32 in the morning (and I'm trying ta change your mind. Left you muliple missed calls and to my message you replied {message you replied} why'd you only call me when your high {high} why'd you only call me when you hiiiigh) good song. I tried but I can't send a picture from this moment, it wont let me scroll down to take it. Lets see so you'll be 27, should be wrapping up Med School if you haven't already, that is if you still wanna be a doctor, I really need to get my mind strait. I NEEDA START LOOKING FOR COLAGES (still can't spell that) the deadline in in December and it's August. I haven't even started!!! I'm screwed!!!!!!! O I was texting (not recognized as a word, weird) Ellie the other night (idk if I like her or not right now) and she asked me if I wanna go on a college (now I can spell it) road trip with her and her friend Stephanie on Tuesday (it's Sunday) (Someone just parked in our driveway then left then the same with our neighbors and their neighbors) (back to Ellie that's only if Tia {her cousin who she already asked} says no). Honestly I kinda wanna go, partly cuz on the last night her mom has to fly home early so the three of us have to get a hotel room on our own and even if i don't score that would still be fun and also cuz that whole trip just sounds pretty fun, unless its just awkward hanging out with Ellie for I think 10 days. Also (I finally got that bone/stich on my right side out, hell yeah) I'm hoping (no clue what it is) it'll jumpstart my college search. But yeah read tripping to Chicago, St. Louis and then Kansas (for some reason) sounds really fun, and it's not with my family and Ellie's parents (who were actually the ones who gave Ellie the idea to invite me {I think they secretly want me to date Ellie [ha like that'll (not recognized) ever happen]}) are kinda kool for parents. But yeah she texted me like two nights ago I think and hasn't texted back so I think I'm out. Owell now I just have school to look forward to. My life is awesome!!!! (sarcasm) I think I almost got the left side!!!! Hmm what else. Thinking. Chandler wants to hang out tomorrow, I kinda don't like him he's kinda way to blunt like way blunter than me. Now all I can think about is Ellie......and Chelsey. GOD DAMMIT why is my find always plagued with nonexistent/bad relationships. Speaking of Plague it's fun but I still can only beat virus on Mega-Brutal. I got soooooo close to beating it on parasite tonight!!! I started in Egypt and ****** almost every one, they got 100% i brought it down to 99% they got back to 100% then i brought it down to 98% and it would have stayed at 99% for like 90 some days which would have been plenty to **** the few left alive but in those short lived cure they managed to heal everyone one Madagascar and Greenland who wasn't dead even though that was only like 5,000 some people. Then they got a cure. SO CLOSE. (and cheats won't count as completing it, i gave in and tried, it didn't work). So close. I was gonna mention something else what was it. Idk buti should really like write my thoughts out more often it's kinda fun. Maybe I should start a journal agian, but I feel like I'd get way to into it like this. I should read my journal back from when i was 13? maybe idk a long time ago. O I'm taking Englsih 1010 next year from Rowe-Ho. That's gonna suck, at least it's only for a semester. **** senior year is gonna be so easy. (except 1010 and Calc) I am gonna cheat my way towards Calculus homework like you wouldn't believe (or maybe you would) I just hope Tristan lets me copy throughout the year. But seriously she needs to stop liking me nothing is ever gonna happen between us. The one time I did like her was right before she started dating Chris and I think that might have just been because I was a lonely *** 9th or 10th grader and Chris had said he liked her. O yeah a few months ago Chris asked me to be his best man and his and Bayley's wedding. I still think their going to fast but if it works out then awesome for me (first time being best man) and great for them, high school (dropout) sweethearts. Wedding probably won't be for a long time though they don't really have money and I think they're kool with waiting anyway. **** Ellie again. Steff was gonna text later today to hangout and seeing as it's now 4:09 AM I should probably go to sleep but nah. I'm not tired. I wanna hang out with Ellie. I'd text her if it wasn't 4:10 in the morning. Maybe I could then she'd see it next day and think I was sweet, if she even likes me, I have no clue how that girl thinks. GAH I'm sounding like Ted and I don't even understand my feelings for her right now. I think being single for three years (actually almost exactly three years in soonish, sometime around when school starts) is really starting to mess with my head. That and the first condoms I got from OWL and swore to use (not on masturbating) before they expired expire in 2015 and it's 2014!! O funny story I was writing up a lab for Chem 1060 and I forgot the year so I asked Taylor (another girl who I'm not sure if I like) (I should text her later today I never talked with her about her trio to San Fran after class ended) anyway she though I was kidding then just laughed and thought I was an idiot :). Pretty fun. But the crazy part was I seriously couldn't remember if it was 2014 or 2015. Kinda scary. Jesus was really born in like 3 or 4 AD not 0 AD. Random fact that you may or may not have forgotten. God Mr. Felt is a wonderful teacher. He sent us a note a few weeks ago talking about how this summer (O Erika Somer, kinda don't really like her, I wonder if she and Benji broke up yet, I'll ask Petit) is like the Dark Ages cuz there's no learning and once school starts it'll be like the Renaissance (which followed Dark Ages, you're smart you should know that) and it'll be full of wonderful new learning. That man love teaching and history way too much. He should be buried in an ancient library. Our parents know his daughter. O yeah 2 questions about Mom and Dad. Are they still together, cuz at some times they really seem like their gonna split up and other times (rarer times) it seems like there's no way. I think about that every time I listen to Stay Together For The Kids by Blink 182 (I'm sad now I'm gonna listen to that) (I smell ginger bread) (now it's gone) (I'm going crazy). And second question. How's Mom doing? Hopefully they've found a cure for RA but I kinda doubt it. She deserves it though she's been through too much (and I've suddenly been seeing a lot of pics of her around my age and she's not that bad looking, hope I don't go to hell for that). But honestly how's she doing with everything I hope she's ok. I hope Dad's doing well to but at then time he doesn't have as much bad stuff going on with him. Idk what else to say. These net 11 years til you read this are gonna be interestin, and hard, and hopefully fun, and filled with more girlfriends then I've had in the past 4 years. I just cursed myself didn't I. Now that wish is gonna come true but it's gonna have a spike at the end of the tail that gonna be something like I end up like Marshal and Lilly and only ever date one or two people or Just end up dating like 2 people in those 11 years quickly and am single and lonely for the rest. Every wish comes back to bite you in some way. I think about girls/relationships a lot. I really want a girlfriend. Anyway. What if I turn ***, that would be weird. I mean there was that one time when I liked Terran a bit for a few months. God it feels good to finally tell someone about that,even if it is me. It's nice to finally get that off my chest. Besides I don't see that relationship going anywhere anyway, or even kissing him, that still is weird to think about. Yeah I'm not ***. Not even bi just temporarily bi. Owell girls are cooler anyway. Blink 182 has some really sad songs, miss you miss you. I wonder when I'm gonna see Abby next. Sally called about going to Yosemite next year but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen. You know i love Abby (always as a friend and sometimes in the other way) but we're so different and she works out way to freaking much, it's kinda of annoying if I'll be honest, I mean she's probably thinking the same thing about me (maybe right now cuz it 6:39 there so she should be getting up to work out) but she kinda needs to get a life. My chest itches. Hey did you ever get that laser (or lazer) hair removal for our abdomen or did you just give up/become kool with having a lot of hair there/do girls now think that's hot? I still wanna get rid of it. I can look so hot without it. I'm not (whats the word) narcissistic at all, no I'm the most humble person in the world ;). To prove I'm a human this thing had me write W9PRD. You know if this crashes or doesn't get sent or you never receive it (hopefully you'll still have this awesome email) then I am going to be so pissed. God I need to go to bed but this is really fun and I don't wanna stop. And I know I'll think of more stuff if I just keep writing (unlike essays). So Ashleigh's grandma wants me and Ash to get married. Honestly I wouldn't really mind that cuz I don't think about it but I can't not imagine Ash and I making out and **** but mostly cuz she's just a fun person and easy to get along with and stuff. She'd make a good wife/Living together partner. I might never wanna get married. Being together forever and living together and stuff kinda seems really nice sometimes. Who need a paper saying we're married. That's when all the problems start again. Back to Mom and Dad....and Ethan. God he's such a **** sometimes. But we actually get along almost all the time really well now which I'm pretty happy for. It's nice having a brother to talk/hang with. I hate to say this but sometimes when I'm listening to Harry Potter now I kinda start overanalysing it and it makes me kinda not like it sometimes. It SUCKS!!! I love Harry Potter I never wanna grow out of it. Wholly crap this is just over 4 pages on Word and I think I've been writing it for like 2 hours. Anyway my fingers really hurt so I'm gonna leave (never got the left sting/bone thing in my gums owell, tomorrow is another day). Before I leave some hopefully words of advice. Hopefully you're still your own best friend (and mine) cuz the only person you have to live with forever is yourself so I hope it's working out. I hope this brings back goodish memories and as Christian wrote in our yearbook this year "I hope that you look at this in the future and think about all of the ******* we've ****** together this year." Have fun with future life, -Pretty Kool Past AAron