From me to you

Dear FutureMe, Wow, what can I say. Things are pretty bad right now. No job, no money, and too many bills. I get through it though. I hope when I am reading this right now, I finally moved to someplace with NO DAMN WINTER. It's May right now, and the high for tommorrow is 40 Degrees. It's ridiculous. Hopefully you're married (and to somebody hot) with a family. As I am writing this I am watching Conan, man that dude was funny huh? Well anyway, I'm tired so good luck with the rest of your (my) life. P.S. If your not rich and married to someone awesome, sell all your stuff, join some missionary and go to a third-world country and help some people out. P.P.S. Don't forget to keep it pimpin. Homey don't play dat! PEACE