A letter from February 28th, 2014

Dear FutureMe, Happy 30th Birthday! I hope my math is correct. You know how terrible we are at that. :P I hope things have gotten better since we were young. I hope you have a cool *** job instead of a dead-end one. Have you lost a lot of weight? Have you married any one cool? Like the one we have always dreamed of? Our soul mate? I hope so. No kids I hope. Well, not yet at least. I hope the depression we have has finally been lifted. I'm tired of worrying all the time. Especially about the future. I hope we have a big house and a lot of money. And friends. As much as we like our solitude, it gets a little lonely sometimes. But if not, don't let that get you down! It's just been us for a while and we've been just fine. Just fine, indeed. Love, Your Past Self. P.S. Is RoosterTeeth and Gopher still around and making us laugh like hell? Love those guys.