A letter from February 2nd, 2014

Dear FutureMe, Today is pretty depressing, I hope you're doing way better than I am at this moment. Your boyfriend, who you have been unstable with for about a month now is on some great road trip without you. The worst roommate close to EVER has moved in and you're hating life. You're broke at the moment. Can't find a job for a position you are greatly qualified for without getting low pay. You're bored and lonely. Everything seems pretty grim right now. Even your *** has lost life (hope the gym starts fixing that for you.) I swear to GOD if you aren't doing 100x better than you are today, you seriously need to hang yourself. No offense.