A letter from November 9th, 2013

Dear Future Me, Hey me, wait why are you still using this email? Don't you think Gmail it's a bit stupid? Like by now I would've expected better email.. thingys out there. Oh and happy birthday 26 year old me (same age as smosh!) Are you and Ian Hecox married? No? Well that dream didn't come true. Anyways how are your pets? You know, the pug and Great Dane, YOU BETTER HAVE THEM OR I WILL TIME TRAVEL TO SMACK YOUR ***! Hows your career life? Are you a boring office person or did you fulfill you dreams in becoming a you tuber. If not then make a YouTube video about this letter!Come on I know you want to! Well unless you get sucked into the boring life. So just in case you forgot, these are your life plans 1) become a You Tuber 2) get a boyfriend (but don't get married until your 20) 3) meet smosh, Dan and Phil, and pewdiepie. 4)get a pug, Great Dane, and a cat 5) live in town but have a big property 6) eat cheesecake 7)visit Japan, California, and Great Britian... thousands of times 8)become an artist 9) DON'T YOU ******* DARE BUY ANY APPLE PRODUCTS! So that's it. live a great life me and DON'T DIE!(oh and by the way thousands of people might read this before you because I made it public ... MHAHAHAHA!