A letter from July 2nd, 2013

Dear FutureMe, Happy Birthday, You are 30 now! Slap yourself, I dare you, no matter what, just slap yourself right now! XD I hope life as turned out ok'ish.. You're probably still living at K**** 5, with your mom.. :/ Terrible times atm, kutseka staff on tulemas.. juba teist korda! If I don't get in then the army will happen when I turn 18, which is in 10 months.. Hopefully that wasn't too hard.. or it was the worst thing ever.. Hopefully you somehow got through that terrible year! Wonder what kinda job you're on, probably sth super ****** 'cause you dumb.. :D Probably wondering, "why didn't i do that and why didn't i do that.." Well you can blame me.. the lazy 17 yr old you, I suck, i know.. Im sorry. Other stuff.. Its been 13 yrs after you wrote this letter.. There's probably been 2 new GTA games and a new gen of consoles.. I bet they're awesome :D And 13 different iPhones..Bet it's like iPhone 10,11 or 12 or sth.. Or they've figured out a better naming system.. :D You've probably never been laid.. still and never even kissed a girl..I have accepted that faith..:/ You probably don't remember Marita Tee, I furiously like her right now.. Look her up on Facebook.. If that **** still exists..Probably doesn't. And Twitter.. and YOUTUBE is the coolest site right now..I hope it still exists..Or maybe a different variation of it. Wonder what computers and tablets and phones look like, watches.. Google Glass is a thing.. Or you already have computers in you're brains.. XD And TVs.. They probably get bigger and bigger and thinner and thinner.. Of course you have non of this stuff..'cause you poor! I hope you have a driver's license.. and a car.. Tho it's probably a ****** car.. Very negative letter this has been..:D Hmm. M****as, wonder if you guys are still friends.. Probably not, you'll just grow apart...He'll get all the ladies and you'll be the ugly fellow sittin' in the corner :D oh god i hate myself..yes people, i know.. oohhhh..Minecraft.. That thing is THE **** right now.. Best game ever.. 1.6.1 just came out.. Doubt that they're still updating it when you get this.. Go play some minecraft right now... Oh god.. Your mom is almost 50.. Go hug her and kiss her, She's a great mom, wonder if she's still with M***k, probably not.. Oh.. :'( Mamma has probably left this world..I hope not, She is the best.. But she is getting old, GO VISIT HER..!!!! on a better note, wonder how you're aunt's 2 boys are doing... they're like 16 and 22 already.. ****.. Go listen to Some Say Love by LeAnn Rimes! :D Ok.. Can't think of anything more to talk about really Hope you have kept you're iPhone 5.. probs pawned it for some drug money or sth.. :D I'll write more letter to the same date if i remember other stuff.. So.. BYE! NIITO