A letter from December 16th, 2012

Dear FutureMe, You probably won't remember this, but I'm pretty bored right now, so I decided to send you this letter. Don't forget the websites "leekspin" and "heyaeyaaaeyaeeyaeyaa" because they are entertaining. It has been... calculating... 13 years since I sent this letter, so you should be like... 28. I think... Make sure you are making good decisions and are not using time shortage motivation to accomplish things. Because it doesn't work. Try not to watch anime too much cuz you should be getting a bit old for that at almost 30 bro. Just saying. Oh yeah, we are supposed to die in a week, so if you are still alive, fantastic. Remember that orange is a fantastic color and to not cuss because it isn't cool. If you are doing drugs when you get this, you should be ashamed of yourself and just know that your past self disapproves. Learn how to spell by the way. I wonder what college we go to... I don't know if you will even remember writing this or whatever. But I just want you to remember the mistakes you made as a teenager and remember to never make them again. Obviously I don't know things that you do because you will be more stunningly beautiful and intelligent I'd imagine. Or maybe we get dumber. Great. But I doubt it. Well future self, you need to stop being such a pushover and grow some balls or something. Also you need to stop biting your fingernails cuz its kinda gross. You need to start taking better care of yourself and your possessions and try to get off the internet for a while and go outside. You need to stop dwelling on the bad things all the time, and if things are hard, make sure you listen to music or something so it will get better. If you have a person you love, remember to cherish them and tell them how much you love them every day, because life doesn't last forever. Also you aren't getting any younger so live your life to the fullest. OOOH what if there are flying cars in the future! Cool, I can't wait(: Well I'm going to go watch anime or something soooooo BYEBYE(: P.S. you better keep this email as a precious thing from your childhood P.P.S. eat some pecan pie cuz its good Love, Your Past Self