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Heyyyy! You're 16 right now! Single, and stuck dead in that shitty school. On a crappy PC laptop that keeps breaking. Macs rule. Right now, you're writing this whilst doing some revision and watching Top Gear! You're almost home alone too! Except for your sister (who looks pregnant). You wish you actually could be home alone. Your sister is a total fat, lazy bitch. She annoys you so so so so so much! Your mummy is out at work as usual. Your cat is sat next to you and he is lovely as ever. I hope he's still alive! Awww he just sneezed. :) Right now you're stressed, fat and ugly. Fat fat fat fat! You better not be above 105lbs I swear. You're going through a weird phase, and you are having that thing where you feel no emotion. Actually right now you're feeling rough. Your friends are nice, but they are gonna hate you for being an antisocial cow. Seriously. I wonder if you still speak to them. I wanna know what college you went to, too. Hmmmm. I hope you had your hair cut. Cos now it's longgggg. Like booby level. It also hasn't been cut for months ewwwwwwwww! I want to know if you went back and saw Jason. Wow he was nice. Did you ever get to see Top Gear live? I hope you did. You know you loooove it. :) I want to know if you bought a Toyate Aygo, or a Fiat 500 too. or perhaps an Aston Martin DB9. Hahahahaaaa. DID YOU EVER GET TO STUDY MEDICINE? Wow. I'm sorry you probably did not get into Oxbridge. You don't care anyway, cos you can do just as well elsewhere. Anyway, Dragon's Den is on now. Zzzzzzzz. You wish hamster would could back on screen! Wow I'm bored. Heyyy I wonder if you ever got into modelling properly. Who knows. Moneyyyyy! Ughhh you're so pissed off. Bored bored boredddddd. Byeeeeee:):)XXXXXXX