A letter from August 29th, 2011

Dear FutureMe, Don't Forget: 1.) You want to be an actress. If you haven't done it yet, get off your lazy butt and go! 2.) Doctor Who! Did Doctor Who end? What happened? Do you even remember that show? Is it still running? Remember, you paid fifteen bucks for the stupid dvd set whose cover you scratched up riding over to Gabby's house on your bike. 3.) School. Did you do good in school? You better have, because mom and dad will **** you. 4.) Gabby, Lexi, Madeline and Miah. They'd better still be your best friends, or you're dead meat, missy! Go track them down. Call them all and let them know you got this email! Gee, I hope email still exhists. Otherwise, typing this will be worthless. 5.) The appocalipse! I guess you survived that, huh? Are there any more rumors about that? Because I'm pretty sure God just doesn't feel like destroying the world if he didn't do it earlier. 6.) You were in Cinderella Kids, Back to the 80's, Peter Pan, Alice, and (hopefully, since auditions haven't come yet) I Never Saw Another Butterfly. Have you been in any other plays? Did you make it as Rose Hathaway? Please say yes. If not, it's okay. But you'd better be in Wolfbane, because you wrote that, woman! 7.) Wolfbane. I just mentioned it, and now that I think about it, I'm wondering if you actually published it! Did you. You'd better have, because that's a moneymaker if I've ever seen one! 8.) Rose and Adrenaline! Remember? You and Miah wanted to do that YouTube show about the detectives, and you, as Rose, were always searching for fame, and Miah, as Adrenaline, was the actual good detective. 9.) Your crushes! Until first grade it was Caleb, and then in first it was Wyatt. In second it was Cody Stokes, in third it was Max Palmer, in fourth it was Frankie Fillippi, Brandon Plotts (I think... he was the kid who looked like Harry Potter!), fifth it was Creighton Barnett, in sixth it was Josh Tranchita (yikes) and Jeff Kolfoid, in seventh it was Jackson Evenson, in eighth it was Tony Rokos (he really was a nice guy, you should catch up with him some time), in ninth it was Luke Parker (until Marissa dated him) and then it was AJ Lubanouski. And now it's Koban Hevelka... Let me know how that one works out. 10.) Harry Potter! If you forgot about that one, shoot yourself in the face, woman! Now! Harry was the biggest part of your life. Remember when Lexi and you played Harry Potter? Fun times, indeed! Remember, it's because of Caleb that you even started liking Harry Potter! 11.) Being a detective! You really wanted to be a detective, too, in your spare time! Remember that! You should still try and do that! But get Miah to help, because you're screwed without her. I have a question: Do you have any kids? Are they nice? They'd better be! And is your husband the perfect guy. Do not settle! If he makes you unhappy, leave now. You have standards! Never forget! I love you, self! Be the best that you can be!