Do these things, Diane! (A letter from your past...)

Diane, Happy 25th Birthday!!! Do you feel old yet? HA! This is a friendly reminder that if you haven't lost that 30 pounds yet, get on it! What are you waiting for? Do you want to spend another summer not being able to wear a bikini? LOL Also, start paying on your damn fine! Just send them 25 dollars a month or something! You're not gonna be able to get a car, and get an awesome job with that college education (that you're hopefully still getting) unless you take care of that stuff! If you haven't at least LOOKED into getting your divorce finalized, DO IT! Can't stay "Separated" forever, Diane...especially not with your plans of marrying Ben! And remember...plenty of people have become billionaires by age 25. Surely you can become at least moderately successful! Love, You, from 7 months ago.