A letter from the past

Dear FutureMe, Well hey there, Hayleyy :) How's tricks, biddie?? You DO remember what biddie means, right? I mean, it's been your nickname since you were in seventh grade. Do you remember who gave it to you? India Hemby? No lightbulbs? Yeah, you never were really good at remembering... ANYWAYS!! Write anything lately? You're - what? - 28 now? Wow, that's a long time. Right now, I'm only 13 (And yes, of course i used the calculator on my humongous computer with the kickass pink Block Island sticker on it). Tomorrow, I'm going to start Track with Hannah Smiley (Smilowitz, from Pierson) for the first time. Do i ever really get into it? I don't think i will (I'm, like, extreme slow right now). What about Jada (your neighbor)? Do we ever punch her in the face? Oh, god, I hope we do!!!! And Jennah Hochstedler (the blonde one? :) She'll **** me later for saying that)? I hope we stay in touch. She's the best :) What about Olivia Bono? You know, my frenemy? Ugh, please tell she snapped in half with her disgustingly skinny body >:( Annabel DeGroot? My little nerd?? I hope she made some friends other than me and Jennerzz... She was so nice :) Of course, who can forget my longtime crush, Nick Stevens? So how hot was he when he graduated? And did he ever "break up" with Olivia (were they ever really dating?) And did he and Anika ever date? God, that's a disaster! And who can forget my bestie/biddie/sister/writer friend, India Hemby? I swear to God, if you guys aren't still friends you'd better go ******* call her right now!!!! Like, seriously GO!!!!!! Or, if you don't have her number because she stupidly lost her phone numerous times, call her house! 537-1475!!!! (Huh, i pulled tht from memory!!) Did you ever finish a story? Hopefully :) You always were a great writer...at least to me and India :))))) What about college? How was Columbia? I can't wait to get in. I hope we got accepted. I'm making sure that Mrs. Wolfe (the Earth Science/Calculus/whatever the hell else she is teacher that's really harsh) favors me over everyone else. Just for good grades, you know :) Did you become a teacher? I prefer Writing, but definitely not math and if you even utter science, i swear to God you will die :) English is the best (though Mrs. Wright is ******* lunatic). Where do you work now? Where do you even live??? I hope it's on Long Island...I love it here :) Did you ever get married? Hell, have you even been on a date?? If so, with whom? And did you 'do the deed?' Who are your friends now? And i expect you to write again, you hear??? Do you have kids? Oh God, you probably don't even remember how many baby name sites on i have junking up my computer right now...There's a lot. I'll take whichever names you give me but I'd like something Italian-sounding please (IE, something that ends in a vowel [IE Arabella, Mitzi] Idk, something cute but professional.) And NO! 'BELLA IS NOT A GOOD NAME!!!!! NOR IS OLIVIA!!! (think about Olivia Cohen, Olivia Bono, Olyvia Lund, even) All in all, you don't have good experiences with many names. I enjoy the nickname 'Rah' though. It's really cute <3 <------- that's a heart, in case you forgot. And this ------> (^^^) <-------- this is a shark in facebook language. Seriously, go into chat right now and go find out. I'm not even kidding, *****! do it now. Wow, i hope the Mayans were wrong and this reaches you. I never really believed in 2012 (or Justin Bieber [barf me, future self, please!!] or MySpace or Twitter...they're alll a waste of time. OH!!! And never drink soda - it's disgusting :P ) But if 2012 DOES come, i hope some random...i dont even know WHAT, but SOMETHING finds this and laughs, because really, that's all i'm looking for. I love to smile (even though i usually look like i'm dying or something strange). I hope you're still happy, biddie. You'd better be smiling, Hayls :))) also, in case you forgot, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Maroon 5, Coldplay, ABBA, Glee, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, 3oh!3 and Rihanna rule your life. In fact, you've probably seen Rihanna twice, live in concert with Rosemarie, the crazy chick from Karate who also doubles as your pink partner-in-crime. :)))) Also, Remember I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WHO THE **** CARES IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED TO AN ADORABLE HUNK WHO READS IN HIS SPARE TIME, BUT IS STILL HOT AND HAS A NICE NATURAL TAN AND CURLY HAIR AND ALMOST TOO ******* TALL TO LIVE!!!!! I LOVE YOU AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HELL ANYONE ELSE THINKS!!!!! GIVE MOM A KISS FOR ME :)) ~Hayley :) <3