You're 17!

Dear FutureMe, Happy Birthday futureme! I hope you've at least been kissed by now. 17 and no boyfriend is beginning to sound a bit sad. More than a bit actually. Anyways, hope you got what you wanted for your birthday. At this point you don't know what you want. Other than Doctor Who to be real. Hopefully college us doesn't want Doctor Who to be real to come kick our asses for spending all her money. So, NO MONEY SPENDING. Got it? We need it for college. And if we don't get into college we need it to live on the streets, COMFORTABLY. So no spending. Also, KISS A BOY ALREADY GOD DAMN IT. If you have to get maybe a little drunk to do this, I say go ahead. You've never done it before(have you?), and you're probably desperate. Live a little. Also, 17! WOOTWOOT. Here's to hopefully a great year! See you never! (Unless for your birthday you do get Doctor Who, in which case come see me! I'm waiting!) DFTBA, Your crazy, neverbeenkissed, undrunk, past self, who maybe thinks you should change those last two. Good luck with the first.