E-mail from the Past (No REALLY!)

Dear Future Me, I hope you're not going through your mid-life crisis because I would hope that you have not squandered what's left of your youth. Listen, I know that sometimes it feels like Life is on Tracks but while I'm sitting here downloading Battle Soundtracks to play League of Legends with and plotting how to get a girlfriend I hope it's all sorted out in the future. Please say hi to your family for me...I just realized this would make me really sad if I don't have one yet. Yo don't let me down!