Death, destruction, and butterflies

Dear FutureMe, Run away! I have conducted some extremely important research pertaining to the potential destructive capabilities of butterflies. It is vitally important that you get yourself far away from any butterfly nesting grounds immediately. In approximately 10 years, the butterflies will have evolved into a very dangerous vermin and will have multiplied beyond all possible scope of imagination. They will have mated with wasps to develop stingers, scorpions and will have blood red antennae, ready to ****. They will be the size of 30 mega tonne elephants with bronchial pneumonia, and will **** everything in their path. One flap of a wing could mean a 4.0 hurricane and a 9.0 earthquake. They will be most dense in the USA and Russia. Move to Antarctica post-haste. I am deeply concerned for your well being, as you are me. The younger and slightly more insane version of yourself.