Remember

Dear FutureMe, Ah, so you aren't dead yet? Congratulations! I was pretty sure you would have died due to global warming or something by now. You should be very please with yourself. On the other hand, you may be dead (in which case I ask: how are you reading this?). If this is true then I send my deepest regrets and I hope the funeral went well. Anyway assuming you are still alive, I just thought I'd remind you that you are supposed to a millionaire living in a mansion somewhere, making more money than J.K. Rowling (or at least the same amount). If this isn't the case, then let me tell you how very disappointed I am. GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET TO WORK ON SOME SORT OF AWARD WINNING, MONEY MAKING BOOK/FILM/TV SHOW/MUSIC! It may be too late now, but there is still hope. However, if you are a millionaire, congratulations! Again! Really well done, myself! You never email me back, which saddens me, but I don't blame you, what with you being so rich, or poor, or perhaps dead... anyway, I'll see you soon (in 17 years or so!) Love ya! Love from PastMe