A letter from May 12, 2026

Dear Milton, Son, Im crine. I just read the last one, it was alright. Nothing much has changed, besides my name, "Milton." But I'm still friends with Douglas Linwood Kendrick IV and Maggie, I haven't talked to Paydan much, I don't know why. I have a son, his name is "Tung Tung Tung Sahur." I think by now you've seen the Weird Al concert. I hope he's not dead by now. Oh, I'm a femboy now. Don't deny it Future Me, Nyah! :3 I hope you cringe at that. I'm not lying either. Are you still friends with Harley? 😏 I hope you are. Might get back into Pokemon. Favorite Pokemon is Slow. Anyways, bye Milton