A letter from May 06, 2026

Dear FutureUs, Hey.....sooooo.....we need to talk.......<3 To Harley: Did I pass GCSEs? Did I get into college? Are we all moving in together? Be *** or be slayed. Dead in aisle 3, dead man to be cleaned up in aisle 3 - Daz games. To Louchia: Did I pass GCSEs? Did my **** grow? Am I still chronically single? Did I get hot or nah? (YOU ARE HOT ***** - RILEY AND HARLEY) Suck my non existent **** *****. Free the nipple - Florence Pugh . To Riley: Am I still chopped? (YOU ARENT CHOPPED YOU STUPID HO - LOUCHIA AND HARLEY) Did I pass college? Did it work out with her (E)? I was prawn ready! My stick is my friend born from a log - Yoda (SEAGULLS 'STOP IT NOW'). To Everyone: Are we still a group? Are we still virgins (Female and male)? Are we gonna move in together? Did It go to plan? Relationship status's? With great power comes great big booty *******. - Riley Young, dumb and full of ***. - Louchia Somethings cooking, what's that smell? A little baby barbecue down in hell. - Harley byeeeee - Riley I said GOODAY - Louchia Good morning and in case I don't see you good afternoon, good evening and goodnight - Harley