A letter from Jun 17, 2025

Dear Adonis. I'm sorry- Nahh jk. So like whats good my homie. It's 7th grade evs gng. I'll tell u whats goin on but first it's time to make fun of u. So first, 4th grade everett how the absolute fickity **** are you going to sit here and take that disrespect from those degenerate apes known as olivia and liana. me personaly if they talk to me like that imma slap the **** outta em. Anyway i took care of O and L so we all good depresso espresso. So whats up with that silly ahh ddlc obsession DE? i mean no longer are we playing that goofy game so uh yeah but how about you just sit down and let 5th grade 6th grade and present me do the talking, dork. 5th grade everett.. ahh.. a refresher from that abombanation known as... pfft, 4th grade everett HAHAHAHHA. anywho, 5th grade everett you're truly goated ngl. i mean you were pretty chill, you lied a lot but its fine. You were the class clown gng and you got that PACK AWAAAARDDDD WOOOO. also gyat some bad grades but its fine. 5th grade was a fun year tho. molly, sophia, all that jazz. molly was funny ngl bro she is so megaly chopped. but u had a fun year vro first main role in a play, talent show mvp, good friends, yk just a fun year for ur mental health haha. much love my homie. 6th grade everett. still pretty prepubecent but we'll go with it. you're pretty cool tbh gng you ALMOST BAGGED BROOKE WHEN SHE HAD A BFFFFFFF. she is bad bro i might try again this year. anyway, bro omg amerson congrats. ik ur dying to know if we r still dating... uhhh.. we are not. i mean you can try to save it, but a few days after emersons birthday she is finna ft you and say its too early to be dating, then when u text her friends, they'll tell u the truth, when u talk to amerson again, she'll tell u the truth, and yeah. so just dont get your hopes up homie. its not that bad tbh you'll be fine. so anyways i hate her now bc i put a lot of stuff together to figure out shes a horrid ****** person. so yeah ur chill. gl in 6th ma boi. so now the question you've been dying to know, 4th grade evs. (my nickname is evs now ig) 1: i applied for mod a week ago for ssrp so app results should come out very soon like less than a week so we'll see idk. 2: sgirp is *** and so is the community that inhabits it so nah i didnt get in. 3: **** ol ykw ide wanna say her ****** name shes so ahh gng 4: i mean, gng what do you know stfu p*ssy. 5: yeah i got over my self diagnosed "depression". stfu. 6: my life is fine gng so now for improvised: the beauty and the beast play went great and i got into acting troops junior company (idk what role i got) emerson got MS WILLIAMS LETS F*CKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO (hopefully) me and amerson broke up (she so ahh) im back in my mj phase i like kendrick im not in my eminem phase he kinda ahh ngl idk lmk how 7th goes homie PEACE well **** i forgot to finish ts bum ahh letter so now it's the end of 7th grade. uh yeah i dated like maybe 2 more people. oh and lil bro 6th grade ev remember sunny from beauty and the beast? yeah we baggin that ****. 🥹 but anyway ya i got a tiktok addiction, kai lowk chill, avett chill, new hgs frankie, elise, and scar are chill. but gng today i genuinely kissed sunny foot bro it was majestic. but yeah its the waiting game rn tbh. now lil 7th grade bum ahh jew ev u think u tuff n shi but nah u ain't been through crap lil bowl cut head ahh. 4th grade ev ain't that bad tbh just cringe asf. least he ain't got a bowl cut son. but bruh lowk im playing the long game with all these hgs bro its all for sunny in the end tbh she bad asf and also her dad lowk cooked my ahh today for saying let me crack. ts was scary bro. but i genuinely thought we was finna kiss bro sunny kept resting her legs on me bro it gave my butterflies it was so cool. anyway amerson was ahh u right, bitsy was meh but still ahh, annalise was straight cheeks holy moly. but that's it bye playa