A letter from Nov 10, 2025

Here’s a cleaner, funnier, slightly more self-roasting version while keeping the same vibe: --- Dear Future Me, So… did you crack GSoC or are you still pretending to write the proposal while doom-scrolling? Has your love life progressed, or is it still in beta testing? Are you fit now, or still blaming “bad lighting” for everything? If yes to any of the above, blink twice. If no, blink anyway. Today’s an exam. I have no idea what’s going to happen, and I’m pretty sure even the gods (who don’t exist) have muted notifications. Alright, that’s it. Good luck, idiot. — Past You ---