A letter from Oct 27, 2025

Dear FutureMe, ACADEMY AWARD WINNER ACTOR INDEED! You can't imagine how happy I am to open my emails and find a letter from my early 2025 self. Now I'm passing it along for you. What a great opportunity and privilege. You had a great weekend and YOU ARE FINALLY FINISHING SCHOOL!!! You got amazing gifts and are writing constantly. By now you've read 46 books and watched over 400 films, all while working and being functional. I'm so proud of you. I don't know how this will find you, I hope you're having a day that's good enough for you to not even open this letter. You're so precious and beautiful. I hope you keep on eating lots of cake and going to the movies-- or bringing the movies to your own habitat. I hope we lived an amazing year. And I hope organizing Christmas is our biggest headache heading towards 2027. Enjoy your day, and keep it absurd.