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Dear FutureMe, Hi!!! I'm in English class right now, "writing my essay". I turn 19 soon, and I'm only a little excited. It doesn't seem like an interesting age to be, and I've heard some bad things about it. I guess you can decide for yourself if it was good or bad. The most interesting thing in my life right now is my CNA class. I hope we pass it. Yesterday I texted Sophie and laughed in my car for 20 minutes about River Dolphins. How are you and Sophie? I can't imagine we'll stop being friends. Tell her I said hi. Or just send this to her. Hi Sophie :)! I'm still a big Tyler, The Creator fan and I really hope he isn't a total weirdo. Charlie Kirk died like right before 9/11. Is Trump dead yet? I think he'll be dead, and Vance will be president, but everyone will hate him because MAGA doesn't like him as much as Trump. I also predict that Sabrina Carpenter will be exposed as a racist or have some ties to pedophiles. John Mulaney will leave whatever mistress he's with and date Aubrey Plaza. Abby Lee Miller will be dead. I selfishly hope you're doing well and lovingly hope the same for Sophie. I think she'll either do something drastic to her hair, or nothing at all. I think your hair will barely be longer than it is now. I think Sophie will have dated someone and probably lost her virginity organically, and not by way of prostitution like she wants to. I think you'll still be a virgin and convinced to stay that way until marriage. If you're a virgin at 20, might as well go all the way. Anyways, I don't have anything interesting to share because I don't get in big trouble with Mom and Dad anymore. If you and Sophie lose contact like we did for a couple months in high school, somebody's ***** will bring you back together. That's what happened when Queen Elizabeth died. She will not rest in peace because she was reborn as Trisha Paytas' kid, and that woman knows no peace. I think she'll divorce her husband and start queerbaiting on tiktok. Ok bye. Happy Birthday!