A letter from May 21, 2025

Dear future me, happy birthday! another year closer to ***** amirite? here's what's gonna happen. I'll ask some questions and guess the answer, and if i get 80% or over you have to go buy us a pie. (not a slice, a whole *** pie) (cheesecake is also acceptable) (the good kind not that one that tastes like cardboard) if you can't remember some of the answers a) u gotta get that checked out man and b) just don't count it u dumb ****? 1. do you actually feel any older? no 2. who knows? friends 3. do we have a girlfriend? no (please let me b wrong on this one) 4. do we still row? yes 5. favourite team still the oilers? yes (we better have a good ******* reason if not) 6. are we over her? i wanna believe yes but we're still gonna b at the same school when we read this so... but my answer's yes. 7. have we won a tournament yet? please say yes 8. any actual chances of becoming a gm? or im. i'll guess no and hope im wrong. 9. how's clarinet? same teacher? first part doesn't count as a question but i'll guess yes for the latter. 10. lowest grade? 88%. if im within 3% give it to me k? (just so u know if its below 83% im ashamed of you young man) that's it. honestly go get a pie even if i got it all wrong. u don't deserve it but like... who deserves anything atp. from the past (tuesday may 20 2025 @ 22h31) ps. oh wait im an idiot it's november you don't have grades out yet. ok so js count that one as right bc im too lazy to come up w a new question.