A letter from May 20, 2025

Dear FutureMe, Well hello again, been a minute. How’s being a free man? Enjoying the freedom from public hell? Good, cause you should. Got any new tattoos, new piercings, new anything? How’s your dating life going? Got a boyfriend or partner yet? I’d be surprised if you do, you got no game. Have you moved out yet? Have you got any new pets? Have you started the boy juice yet, or least started the process? You better have you ************, we’ve only waited since 9/10 years old.