A letter from Mar 20, 2025

To: Future Me, the badass ***** of 2026 Subject: Do you remember this lazy-*** birthday? Hey *****, do you remember this day? March 20, 2025 – the day you officially did abso-*******-lutely nothing for your birthday and LOVED every second of it. You were a lazy queen, lying around, stuffing your face with food, cuddling your cats, and not giving a single **** about anything. How did that feel? Still think it was the best decision ever, or do you regret not being extra? So tell me, *****—how’s life now? Are you still that main character, living for yourself, or have you been dragged into responsibilities, ********, and other people’s drama? • Still freelancing like a boss, or did you switch lanes? • Did you finally get your *** fluent in Chinese, or are you still a confused mess? • Is Nhật Dương here yet? If yes, how’s that mom life treating you? Are you still slaying, or is life kicking your ***? • And what about your cats? Still ruling the house like little furry overlords? If you’re reading this on your 2026 birthday, I want you to do exactly what you did today—absolutely NOTHING. Just exist, enjoy, and let the world spin without you for a day. Because guess what? You deserve it, *****. Happy ******* birthday, ho! Now go be fabulous. XOXO, Your Iconic 2025 Self