A letter from Feb 16, 2025

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Happy birthday king how's it hanging? Currently you have a biiiig sherlock holmes hyperfixation how many times have you watched nativity this year? Watch it right now What's happening in sherlock and co? Has mycroft shown up yet? Any more moriarty mentions? Is it over yet? Have we had reichenbach? Currently we're on Wisteria Lodge ep 1, hyped for ep 2 in a few days. Did we get a date for Good Omens 3? Did sherlockfartjar come back to tiktok? How's twitter going? Still there? Ghoststwt still alive? How are the moots keeping? Did you enjoy Pierce The Veil? Are they your fave band now? Did we get that biffy album they're currently teasing? What about Dom? Have you completely fallen out with him or has he got a new fire album too? What's your fave food? Rn mine is cheese and broccoli pasta. Do you still get a weekly monster energy? Did you hype yourself up enough to get a job or start driving? Probably not, but if you did I'm proud of you. If not, it's okay keep pushing through. Are we still smoking? How much? Still hang out with Rosie and Red? Cassie? Ki? Are you going abroad anywhere or have you been? I hope you get to go back to london soon. That would be nice. Anyway, thanks for reading and keeping it up. Current memes are hyperpigmentation, show me to me please rachel, cave divers entering small spaces (don't ask it'll probably be a 3 day trend) AI microwave capcut filter, dubai chocolate, tomato bridge in dublin, taking the piss out of brendon urie, would you likea some of this on your that?, abracadabra lady gaga, she looks so perfect 5sos, squid game 2 (How was 3 btw good ending?) I need to stop now cause I just keep looking at sherlock edits while finding tiktoks. (The folder is at 2587 videos rn how many is it now?) Ooh current vocal stims n stuff I like saying rn are snot mike up puffed he bugger bugger bugger arse and balls helloo yes we're having weather its so.... NICE. It is FANTASTIC I am staring at a photo of you as a baby I'm peeeing bean sabine bean sabine bean sabine (is rowan's man vs baby out yet?) tom cruises dad. Tom cruises fat dad just in time, pedro the hunter. oohooo yip you are a fat loser and you have body odour a peanut jig of your own buuurp excuse meee i didn't mean to it's just an itty bitty baby blblblblbll boom boom bang bang babyyyy Ok enough of that. Consult the list for more. How long is the list now? Do you even have it still? Whatever. I'm gonna dip now it's 3:20am on Saturday/Sunday 16th February 2025. I've been listening to Metallica while typing and I'm hungry and thirsty so gonna go watch something on iplayer while I tend to that. Happy birthday, yet again. Have a fantastically snazzy day. Hope this finds you well.

Epilogue

about 1 hour later

It's been my birthday for 45 mins. Only Sandy has sent me a message no one irl oof.
I played minecraft with chris and bang on midnight he blew up...

My eltf eamg houes dna eht. To rdast im' tou olgnwib apyl dan hiwt oggin hmi mwrrooto. Jtsu npltreaypa ym tiem wtna dpsen (: hmte twhi catn' tnspera og to. Ro rn lkie uto nvee i thta btu id' to bdtou uabot odwul theye'r rfnedis inhtnigk me og hwti teyh. Iltls oskrclhe msoleh ym in era. Nebe ahs otrsm nda tidmnonee meor a riomrayt ecno neeb tymfcro ahs &co,s gwnpiiph pu. Mjora lrurectny ni 'sthta w'ere ekvlbrsaslie so. No abchnecrhie but tsi' soon orerwid tye im'. Esmaegs 26 iivatnyt otnsmh miest eadcwht aog 9 nseic grtinwi iv'e siht. A tdea ogod 'litl eb oenms 90 flmi yet tbu teinmu on. . . S3 on. Ot nhcikgce iev' been ofmr ycstoie no frtjhrakclrosea sosl (: tgigbes mero. Si higgnan wtt edad ubt is on gtttwhoss scyaiball. Wtt ue(gh duahcenl sttmreaask iplh dhar mi' 9002 2 eekws and wtt gminzaa tpv lwi)d bwt nices saw nad tehy wft enws biefynosdr on nda goa. Evfa ym oth ndab tno. Etfuiuq ahtt ulmba tcfa yfbif in reasele idd. Iesnge in 'tsi etmh ilve a a ni hntisg 2 anj arnb!eg row. Iolds oot ereasdle mod. Ep rsmiahoet osgn dna 5 a iwth. Mi' gig ecno eeneyvor egsnie mtea edhpy os his and ialrp, !!tlefbs!a otw in eh eher akclb cnoe mi' mane ni deofrepmr ta lnyliaf wth?a ctiew gessu otin skown hmi nda bdulni hmi kewse sa'tth plagnyi 'htssabab ruhtts uhge nda mrdaost oyzz 'ehs utb is't deid lerat :( in tsal !!?!?. Fdoo uchm so si paehc heeces cma it dasa rfom tea het ym and eaiidarvoct reuavotif eht i ayltslubeo dwoepr thwi. Vhae i od ronmets lsitl ekylew ym. I aesuc akcp to adh tuoprshr a so i slat wkee tadsey eomh 4 wetn llo ti fma at emht ofr and edgbeg eht. Od ngvdiir obaut eth ojb aklt not the or ew. Pheapn veren abylrpob igong to. V'ei igmskno edptpso. Mabey st'tha 2 own so stnmho 'its dogo been. Btu htkin ommeesits utboa i i nagia nstgrati nwot'. Esmgaes niesfdr e,ufarbyr atls sday esen trhie ik thvean' yeht otn 4 oga smaedegs eao,mrny you twhi nicse 'mi due'wlvo. Ot neerv aigna kpsea uyl'lo htem. Aws erd tsla them eth vtp thiw wsa wtne ubt roeis i adn to taht i. Sciaes in rhe vtahne' hsmont i a few nese ssim. Nsoo tou wlel' anhg ruse im'. Ts'i hetnv'a nbee neeb wnearyhe iorngb. Tac'n to hiwt ro giong i nlnood byeam mwi reiso rfo in mahrc mreemreb feb. Rea eher"st' hmtarehiss mesem strr,otai tauerrec ceeer ribteycle tce "ayelbl ym no eurtcnr s"hwa !me", a. Est l?hetben??act wtih egam enw su ni kayo innedg tcea rsoveni setade a anm wsa sqiud ehty het kdi. Lol is ehrsockl eitds onw foderl 0924 tgrosn. In lfte i"f cnurret bug enxt fnrieg idadv nca l"eapc ,it nychl a ts'i het ngtdniuaul lacov bleveei arfydi uyo are tssim hsr'sci uqeots ed,orkayb" ot once oyur yruo rgin aia,"ng.
Wo"t kecisoo a ok"ec, dna.
I m'"i pssdredee todn' mi' awht inod," os wonk.
Wto a of yuo" onrft tuhrreee-qrat a are stnniwsgei m,eton"m tlsdau vwei renetd tsinnsiewg.
Sonny ea"kt odgo papneh ngaon a okol s'it ia"ga,n.
A nerdmi me otya,d hauhuiac"wh aincexm fo msall uy"o. Anym three rmeo rea. Acbreta oasl. Hte tchaw evern kucf careabt ywh you did beerof. Of cwhtaed os whti ugnmimc emist 9319 essodbse thsunodas aanl oodg nestew yaxfntieihopr eiv' i'm sorievn 'tsi. Fo all alos no vi'e iidesn cwhatde nwo. And tno gngoi uto 9. Mi' hoste too eoesbssd hwti. E,llsi erwe' hpli no smrasehtih daam, naai 20 ceere ain,agolm miaies ssmkeratat aevejsn nad bhsrkaa ihtw fo sieers. Ebne has ihhcw neyro(eve saol arod etacghnwir eeewdrn twhca rfmo yaaw letynurcr slu,au w,oh 2026 ethy uto os as ederhe)c rwetooal homalnee!np tcrood rae dnsyie crsihstma dna. (neo you ypeihsvcllo mhnto dan i mi' gaeuel rof hte y)dhep easrdtt htagnwci glentnmee fo. Tceu eeecr guhe nygra 'seh stju i so is a nda ssoensoib innoigcm easple eafr emihrassht. .
At now eadh off tihs sgtitni ym 1:m4a0 i raey wsa (suomhde fro ugeh sa lausu too) too, eilngtnsi yfibf, me hllsa ni i'm omor ot. Efebro i'm oll dbe tchwoavre goann yalp. 23rd icgufnk ni gednl!e 'lil aczyr yphpa asht't tarhidby ese ?02?7?2 uoy tenx reya dmwy.

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