A letter from Feb 10, 2025

Dear FutureMe, This is not the usual future me message I send to you; most of them are just random nonsense and roasting you. This one I've put a bit more effort into, as you're about to go into college now. Firstly, I would like to make some predictions! 1) You will go on one more trip abroad as an explorer, to Switzerland again. 2) You will still be working out but still at home. Because you are too socially anxious to go to the gym. 3) MrBeast drops off somehow. I'm not sure how, but I feel he will be gone. Or atleast much less significant 4) You are still consistently watching JackSucksAtLife. There will be 2 PWK uploads. 5) These are your GCSE grades: Maths - 9, further_maths - 9, statistics - 9, english - 8, business_studies - 7, biology - 8, chemistry - 8, physics—9, arabic—6, sociology—8 Next, I have a few jobs for you! 1) Go do 25 push-ups... yes... get down and do them now! 2) Go message Musa. If it's too hard, use this format: "Slms Musa! , Not seen you for so long! How's everything? Was sixth form alright? I bet it must have been waaaaaaay harder than GCSEs. I'm getting started now. Inshallah, I do decent." -- There you go, 14-year-old you works much harder than this 16-year-old idiot. This guy is so lazy and scared he hardly gets anything done. 3) Go read your scouts card, the one you got for "graduating." Read the wonderful messages people told you. I bet there is at least one person on there you haven't even thought about for ages! 4) Go write out surah 13, verse 28 in your nice calligraphy. 5) Go refresh your self with the memes of our time, the wonderful 2024 era Here are a few pinpointers: https://tinyurl.com/welovesongs https://tinyurl.com/moviesarefun https://tinyurl.com/dontquestionitguys And I bet these words are practically normal now: Rizz, Skibidi, Cooked & Sigma 6) Now that you have done all those, thank God for allowing you to do it all. If you don't know why God must exist, perhaps the logic class didn't continue; here is why: https://www.canva.com/design/DAGeJkfSWks/oqqnCBttPaRH0NmbkMEpgQ/edit To end on, here are some quotes, some you may remember, others you may not. I hope they help you along the way: - "Man's greatest misery is that he is unable to sit quietly, alone in his chamber." - Blaise Pascal - "You can tell a lot about a person's character by the way they treat service staff." - Unknown - "It is possible to make no mistakes and still lose; that is not a weakness, that is life." - Captain J.L. Picard - "Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There is a saying: 'Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." - Master Oogway And as always, thanks for watching!