A letter from Jan 16, 2025

Dear FutureMe, hey babe so it’s 2.34am and you haven’t written ur history nea get a grip stop looking at cheap solo holidays in vienna.. or don’t bc i REALLY want to go. i hope you went. i hope you like uni even though you secretly hate all the unis you applied to, i hope you get into cambridge but i know you won’t. being 18 is so weird. rn i wanna eat everything but i also wanna be anorexic but you probably still feel that way at 19 because let’s face it we’re ******. i hope we figure out our gender or our *********. bc rn im sure as **** confused. maybe you finally started testosterone. maybe you didn’t because your a girl. rn i’m bum **** anything. anyway it’s now 2.37 and i need a shower i’m going to pull and all nighter bc im addicted to marauders fanfic and have been reading it all night and neglected my work. i hope you still like marauders. if you don’t go read a jegulus fanfic rn idc girl DO IT. god future me your independent too. i hope you’ve tried LSD i reallyyyy wanna try lsd bc idk why weed did nothing. i hope you stick those posters on your wall too and ur uni accom is your own. remember tcoptp. be like tonya don’t be like tomny. and maybe book that japan trip at some point idk for when ur 20 tho so you can go to the bungo stray dogs bar. okay pook love you hope 19 is cool bc 18 is **** and 17 was **** and 16 was weird and 15 was mega ****. so idk get ur life together ******* transfer unis if ur that depressed idk. okay love u gtg xoxox - Ashton. Ash. 16/01