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Dear FutureMe, don't be alarmed this is not spam, this is your from the PAST. I come with a set of demands for you to accomplish within the year.
Firstly, you must read a single book this year, not a some comic, not some manga, a real book with words.
Secondly, we must hit the coveted 315, and join the 1000 pounds club this year. Start hitting legs, don't be a bum.
Thirdly (this word sounds fakes), We as a collective hive mind must make our setup at least halfway decent. Get of your lazy ***, get a job and start working at it. Clean it like at least once a month
Lastly, don't you dare go hollow, life may seem bleak but its your punishment for your failures, a trial from the gods to make you into the best version of yourselves.
P.S let me know if Ippo.tsk drops a new album (unless your a poser and stopped listening)
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