A letter from Dec 22, 2024

Mr Future Man, It is currently 9:22 pm on 12/21/2024. I have almost drank a bottle of Kaiken Argentina Malbec (delicious, btw), and I got some **** to say to yo ***** ***. If u haven't curled 50 lbs (per arm obviously *wink*) for at least 10 reps, gotten promoted at work, proposed to da woman, and gotten to at least 75% of our car fund goal, Then u a *****. GET YO **** TOGETHER. All the best, MT (the yung blud) P.S. hows yo mid 20s taste, ya old *******.