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Hellooooooo Nurse,
The big 2-1. That's the Big Liquor Mary Jane Cigar year. Throw back that amaretto and cream babygirl. Legally. In the US. You've been doing it in essentially every single other country no problem until now though lmao why are laws Like That.
Congrats on being old enough to feel old without having a developed frontal lobe AT ALL. Why anyone is considered any breed of adult before 26 is beyond me, and I ain't even 26! God****!
ANYWAYS! I hope you have a looooovely birthday <3 I wonder if you're spending it at home or somewhere else?
Love you lots,
You
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